Bound for Pig Paradise
Well folks, you best be prepared to squeal with delight. This ain't no ordinary day. It's the most rootinest tootinest experience of your pork chop of a life. We're launching into Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing worryin' about is getting enough sleep. Don't forget your snout-shine. The